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HarperCollins Publishers
Great Aussie Yarns Description: Warren Fahey`s Classic Bush Yarns and Peter Lalor`s Australian Beer Yarns. Two aussie favourites in one volume! Why is one of our prime ministers in the guinness book of records? How many beers did David Boon really put away on that flight to London? Do you know the one about the dog named sex? What Peter Lalor doesn`t know about beer and Warren Fahey about bulldust could be written on the back of a coaster. In this edition, these two great authorities on subjects close to the australian heart (beer, dickheads, tall tales and national myths) bring together yarns of the kind that have tickled the aussie fancy for generations.... Read More about the "Great Aussie Yarns" on the The Nile Book Store Website
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Growing Old Disgracefully Description: Bestselling humourist, Rohan Candappa, brings his wit and wisdom to bear on the tricky business of growing old, whilst having fun and annoying your stuffy children. Useful tips include where best to leave the donkey sanctuary brochures, having told your offspring that you`re currently rewriting your will; knitting patterns for peek-a-boo thermals; and joy riding techniques for the over 60s (break into your own car and drive around town really slowly with Radio 4 on full blast).... Read More about the "Growing Old Disgracefully" on the The Nile Book Store Website
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Grumpy Old Men, The Official Handbook Description: Do you know someone who is incensed by compulsory tipping? Who is infuriated if kept on hold for more than a minute? Who is positively apoplectic if someone answers their phone during dinner? If so, you`ve probably encountered the phenomenon of the grumpy old man. Following their first massively successful BBC1 series, this autumn will see the grumpy old men will return to our screens, and this time they`re grumpier than ever. Packed with funny and informative chapters such as `Who are we`, `What are we grumpy about` and `How can you spot the signs of grumpiness coming on`, this book will leave even the grumpiest of men with a grin on his face.... Read More about the "Grumpy Old Men, The Official Handbook" on the The Nile Book Store Website
Vintage/Ebury (A Division of Random House Group)
Handbag Book Of Girly Emergencies Description: A guide to solving every crisis a girl could encounter. Discover how to cope with looming spots and under-eye bags on the day of a hot date, find out why you should have an emergency goodie pack at work, learn a few boyfriend tactics and pick up tips on dieting and grooming.... Read More about the "Handbag Book Of Girly Emergencies" on the The Nile Book Store Website
CHRONICLE BOOKS
How To Be A Villain Description: A delightfully evil gift, How to Be a Villain is a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. Because, though villains may never win, they sure have more fun, hatching master plans for world domination, smoothing their dastardly tights. Neil Zawacki answers all the most urgent questions: Should I go with a black or red theme? Do I invest in an army of winged monkeys or ninja warriors? And just where will I put the evil hideout? Whether readers choose to pursue a career as a Criminal Mastermind, Mad Scientist, Corporate Bastard, or just a Wanna-be Evil Genius, they are sure to find plenty of tips for jumpstarting any evil enterprise. Cheaper than attending the annual bad guy conference and way more fun than being good, How to Be a Villain is guaranteed to elicit deep-throated evil laughs across the land.... Read More about the "How To Be A Villain" on the The Nile Book Store Website
Penguin Books Ltd
How To Be An Alien Description: Written in 1946, this work provides an insight into what Englishness is and how ridiculous it is as perceived by a Hungarian who came to England.... Read More about the "How To Be An Alien" on the The Nile Book Store Website
CHRONICLE BOOKS
How To Be President Description: Congratulations! You`ve won the election and taken your oath. You wake up on your first day in the White Housenow what do you do? Where`s the bathroom? How do you get breakfast? What time is your first meeting? When can you use Air Force One? Can you order a pizza from the Oval Office? What line do you use for personal phone calls? This fully illustrated, how-to, hands-on handbook explains the nuts and bolts of being the President of the United States. Discover how to read a teleprompter, greet foreign dignitaries, and light the White House Christmas tree. Learn where to sit at Cabinet meetings and whether you need to bring your own ball to the White House bowling alley. Your job benefits, vacation schedule, and all the other perks and duties are clearly explained in this indispensable manual. It`s a tough job, and somebody`s got to do it.... Read More about the "How To Be President" on the The Nile Book Store Website
CHRONICLE BOOKS
I`m Becoming My Mother Description: Hot on the heels of Anne Taintor`s wildly popular first collection, I Can`t Be Good All the Time, this hilarious volume brings together Taintor`s best-loved images, plus brand new material sure to prompt a knowing snicker, all celebrating the follies of family, home, and hearth. As always, Taintor`s sassy creationsvintage illustrations paired with witty new and impertinent observationsinspire deliciously less-than-well-mannered thoughts (Gosh, he went well with her drapes.). These sharp-tongued favorites are sure to please her devoted fans and newcomers alike.... Read More about the "I`m Becoming My Mother" on the The Nile Book Store Website
Quirk Books
I`m Fine! Description: Do thoughts of revenge keep you awake at night? Are you haunted by recurring visions of your ex and his new girlfriend? Are you tempted to phone himrepeatedlyjust to hear the sound of his voice? If you answered yes to any of these questions, it`s time to take charge and move on. I`m Fine! provides sound advice and laugh-out-loud remedies for surviving the first 100 days after the end of a relationshipwith tips on avoiding your ex, seeking solace in retail therapy, pampering your inner goddess, and much more. In the bestselling tradition of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, this hilarious illustrated guide offers a welcome antidote to virtually every other relationship book on the market.... Read More about the "I`m Fine!" on the The Nile Book Store Website
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Law Is An Ass:illustrated Collection Of Legal Quot Description: A witty, indulging compilation of quotes that prove that while the law is no laughing matter, when one looks more closely, it teems with comedy... Read More about the "Law Is An Ass:illustrated Collection Of Legal Quot" on the The Nile Book Store Website
Souvenir Press Ltd
Le Petomane Description: A tribute to the unique stage act that topped theatre bills across Europe from 1892-1914, Le Petomane, whose ingenious exploitation of his unique physical gifts made him the sensation of Paris.... Read More about the "Le Petomane" on the The Nile Book Store Website
HIMG
Lights, Camera, Hairballs! Description: Garfield is always up to a lot of mischief. Don`t miss the movie, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties The Movie is now in production!?The fat cat will reign again. The new movie is expected to make its mark in New Zealand theatres from 14th September 2006?.... Read More about the "Lights, Camera, Hairballs!" on the The Nile Book Store Website
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